Anti-Bitch Antagonist

My mother and Kill Pink

Mama: So I've picked out the bracelets that I want.
Me: Okay....
Mama: Well.....
Me: Well what?
Mama: You ready to write this down?
Me: No, I'm sure I can remember it. Just tell me what you want.
Mama: *starts naming off list, ending with 10 bracelets*
Me: *long silence*
Mama: Told you you need to write it down.
Me: Ma, but who told you to pick out all those bracelets though?
Mama: Who told you not to give me my free code so you wouldn't have to worry about writing this down?
Me: Lord....
Mama: Look, you can either give me the free code or I can pay for the stamp. How much are stamps these days.
Me: Ma, A SINGLE stamp is not going to cover 10 pieces being sent to you.
Mama: Good thing I raised you to take care of your mother. You got it.
Me: Okay mama
Mama: When are you releasing some more stuff...or should I just pick up something else from off the site?
Me: No, mama, you shouldn't pick out anything else.
Mama: You should be happy that I'm willing to be your walking advertisement. What mother would do that for their child? For FREE at that?
Me: Bye, Mama.
Mama: *in her Fabolous voice (NO JOKE)* Holla back, youngin' Oooh oooooooh!
FML (as I make every last bracelet right now)